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		<title>Jennifer Aniston Doesn&#8217;t Want Your Semen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 02:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Seed]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Switch]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Switch stars Jennifer Aniston and a harmless Jason Bateman. This is a supposedly warm story told from the narration of Wally (Bateman) whose best friend Kassie (Aniston) wants a baby and throws a party for the whole sperm donation affair. Much to Wally&#8217;s chagrin he isn&#8217;t considered a viable candidate and subsequently gets wasted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marmaduke en Español</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 01:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaff</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[New to Blu-ray]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[CGI]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[en espanol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Family Matters]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mexico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Murder]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tijuana, Mexico. The Federales were hot on my trail as I ducked into the movie theater. It was only when my eyes adjusted to the darkness that I felt the icy cold hands of fear around my throat as Marmaduke dubbed in Spanish with no subtitles loomed ominously above on the silver screen. And in short, I was afraid. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Piranha 3D</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 02:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[campy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christopher Lloyd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elisabeth Shue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horror]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kelly Brook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nudity]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Spring Break]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ving Rhames]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Piranha 3D is as simplistic as its title. Most times, that’s part of the charm, but while this film enlists Richard Dreyfuss, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, Jerry O&#8217;Connell and Elisabeth Shue, there is absolutely nothing about the film less complex or compulsory than its story. It is Spring Break in a tiny beach town and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Star Wars Blu-ray: Fall 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 06:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Now]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Lucas is anticipating a Fall 2011 release of his Star Wars movies. &#8220;Blu-ray is the absolute best way to experience Star Wars at home &#8211; in pristine high definition,&#8221; said George Lucas, during the &#8216;Star Wars Celebration V&#8217; convention in Orlando, Fla. &#8220;The films have never looked or sounded better.&#8221; The films will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the Expendables</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 23:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Jet Li]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Randy Couture]]></category>
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		<title>The De-evolution of Werewolves</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 22:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evolution]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[inquisition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Teen Wolf]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[witches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wolfen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Before pre-recorded history, millions of years ago, organisms cropped up out of the sea and adapted to life on land and perpetually continued adapting to their surroundings or perished. Carnivores that couldn’t hunt or kill would starve or be food for something grander. Herbivores that didn’t learn the necessity to migrate to richer areas were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lebanon</title>
		<link>http://www.lamphalflit.com/moviereviews/lebanon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 23:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Osric</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Now]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Israel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lebanon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Samuel Moaz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The First Lebanon War]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Written and directed by Samuel Moaz, Lebanon is a short war-story rife with uncertainties. As an ex-tanker himself, Moaz&#8217;s concise detailing of the experience is one that comes across as a claustrophobic exercise in the human / war-time condition. In June of 1982 Israel invaded Lebanon. The film begins the morning of the invasion. 3 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Expendable Predictions</title>
		<link>http://www.lamphalflit.com/news-2/opinion/the-expendables-expendable-predictions/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 01:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mullig4n</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Opinion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bruce Willis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dolph Lundgren]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jet Li]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Shoot em up]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Austin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sylvester Stallone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[With The Expendables coming out this Friday, August 13th, Gaff and I found it fitting to hammer out a few &#8220;expendable&#8221; predictions for the film.]]></description>
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